four calling birds
Drink his brain, gain his knowledge….
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
"I will rip your fucking throat out"
FINALLY ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN